What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:28

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
What is it like to wear a kilt?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever